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Fri Jul 3, 2009, 10:45 PM
Wow, the Complaints Forum here is sure full of some dumbasses. ROFL. Tormenting them is a new passion for me.

So, let's run a bet - how long before I get lumped into the "Nazis on DA OH NOOOOESSSS"

Place your bets now!

Good to see some Letzebatallion regs on there along with some old friends - it's like - we're the only smart ones in a sea of teh dumb.

I did make a couple of new friends ouf of it though, which is cool.

But shit, ~BloodStainAffiliate said it best; most of them out there have the IQs of lemons. :rofl:

Right now I'm having a shit of a time berating a dumbass with more fat between their ears than on their body, and considering they consider themselves a fat person, that's a SHITTON of fat.

I don't have a tolerance for fat people that whine about their condition and do nothing about it, or Emo all over the boards. "You have no idea, it's so hard bawwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

Please. Give me a break. I don't whine about my obesity. I can't embrace it, arms don't go around that far. :rofl: But I know some beautiful people secure in their bodies, regardless of what they look like. That's fine.

But to BAWWW about it when you're not even the OP and go on a FORUM CRUSADE :iconspanishinquisitionplz: - sounds like someone's more butthurt and needs to self-medicate with the fridge contents again. Twinkie, anyone?

I conquered my fucking food addiction. There is no such thing as a "comfort food" if you want to be a comfortable weight (fat or thin, as long as you are healthy). - food is fuel, nothing more. Like wood on a fire. Too much wood, fire goes out or burns slow. Too little wood, fire burns out. Fire is the exercise, wood is what it eats. Get the point?

My struggles with my excess poundage -and the resulting self-esteem issues - are pretty well-known to my friends and family. But they are my own, and I don't need "forum support" like this individual to "justify" being a fatass without a modicum of intelligence.

I eat healthy, I exercise. It's coming off, slowly. When you are confronted with an early death (and not seeing your son grow up) or permanently changing your dietary habits, the decision is pretty fucking easy, isn't it?

Now hand me that salad and no-one gets hurt. No, no dressing. No tomatoes either, nasty boogery fruits. EW. NO PEPPERS... What the hell is THIS? Iceberg? I clearly stated kale, spinach and curly endive, with radishes, carrots and celery. Where the HELL are my radishes?

And where's my balsamic vinaigrette?

Ah, here it is. Right behind the twinkies. *throws box at husband* Keep your shit food away from me, you lazy junk-eating bastard!

  • Mood: Sarcastic
  • Listening to: Hitlerly channel. ROFL
  • Reading: Transcription records for tonight
  • Watching: my baby man sleep
  • Playing: Sims 2 Complete
  • Eating: nothing, The salad is a lie, apparently.
  • Drinking: chai tea with splenda (no milk)

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:iconpaulstrealer:
I don't do the complaints forum much anymore, if at all. The people there have room temperature IQ's...measured in Celsius.

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I'm just another bitter white person clinging to my god and my gun.
:iconnosvertu:
I hardly do or did dA forums at all. I had enough mingling with shitfucks in high school, thx.

*steals salad*

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Das Feuer liebt mich.
Das Feuer liebt mich nicht.
:icontheonlyredbaroness:
:rofl: I know. I think I shut the dumbass up, they haven't responded. BAWWWW. :evillaugh:

I think it fucked up their head that a "fellow fatty" wasn't "on their side against the MEAN THIN PPL BAWWWWW"

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"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - ~Pandaemonium

"Constant readiness and devotion to duty will enable us to achieve yet further successes." - Walter Oesau (1913-44)

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:icontheonlyredbaroness:
ROFL I like beating on the dumb people, it's my only entertainment lately. XD

You can has the salad, I has beer and liverwurst. Muwhahaa.

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"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - ~Pandaemonium

"Constant readiness and devotion to duty will enable us to achieve yet further successes." - Walter Oesau (1913-44)

WWII Historian =/= Nazi
:iconkikeri-ki:
I don't go much into complaints anymore. I miss it, but the few times I have gone back, it's just not as fun...too many dumbasses.

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Let's all play secret agent laser obstacle chess! :bucktooth:
:iconnosvertu:
>8C~
You always pull out the green grass just when I get to the other side.

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Das Feuer liebt mich.
Das Feuer liebt mich nicht.
:iconwaywardnonnie:
I've been going on Complaints for the first time in almost a year lately, and it's been really... slow? Uninteresting? :shrug: It doesn't help that it's summer and a lot of stupid kids are around.

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:icontheonlyredbaroness:
Wicked slow. But funny as shit.

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"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - ~Pandaemonium

"Constant readiness and devotion to duty will enable us to achieve yet further successes." - Walter Oesau (1913-44)

WWII Historian =/= Nazi
:icontheonlyredbaroness:
Exactly! The stupid, it pains me. :rofl:

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"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - ~Pandaemonium

"Constant readiness and devotion to duty will enable us to achieve yet further successes." - Walter Oesau (1913-44)

WWII Historian =/= Nazi
:icontheonlyredbaroness:
Ahahahahahahahaaa.

*dangles bottle out of reach*

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"You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - ~Pandaemonium

"Constant readiness and devotion to duty will enable us to achieve yet further successes." - Walter Oesau (1913-44)

WWII Historian =/= Nazi

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