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Wed Jul 8, 2009, 9:57 AM
Fucking housework is trying to kill me. Seriously. And Pete wonders why I don't like doing it?

I just slipped and fell on my ass and wrist mopping the $#@#$^$@#^@ kitchen floor.

Sprained my wrist a bit (it's slowly getting better) and landed right smack on my tailbone. Couldn't land on the fattest part of my ass, oh no. Had to land on the bone. Owie ow ow ow.

I guess I should count my blessings, living in this old house with crappy floors, I'm lucky I didn't fall THROUGH said kitchen floor.

But still.

MY ASS HURTS and I got no fun out of said ass hurting. OW.

  • Mood: Pain
  • Listening to: MP3 player
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: nothing
  • Playing: Sims 2 Complete
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: nothing

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:iconslowdog294:
:cowboy::music:

Rubs palms togher to warm them, places them on said owie, and takes away the pain as best as he can.

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:iconcel3131:
D: Be careful lady! Goodness!

I love mopping floors (yes, a part of housework I actually enjoy, shh!) but I can't tell you how many times I've slipped doing it.

Maybe we should start doing it on our hands and knees with a brush or something XD

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:icontheonlyredbaroness:
ROFL yeah - wait - we USED to do it that way. XD

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:icontheonlyredbaroness:
Aw, thanks! I think some iced tea and walking it off will work.... oof. LOL I did laugh afterwards.

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:iconcel3131:
Maybe our grandmothers were on to something eh? And so far as I'm concerned, there's just something weird about those Swiffer Wetjet Mop things :evileye:

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.
:icondantea-demon:
GOSH! be carefull?! is everything fine?! oO sounds scarry if that happens more often oO .... damn v_v *hugs* .. well i would kiss your ass if it hurts but.. ^^; lol

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:icontheonlyredbaroness:
My butt hurts a bit, but that just means I don't sit around. LOL.

Nah, I shouldn't mop the floor in flipflops I guess (cheap foam thong sandals.)

hee hee hee

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:icontheonlyredbaroness:
Yeah - on their knees getting housemaid's knee.

I like the idea of the Swiffer sweeper, considering I have shedding cats, but yeah, they're kinda odd.

I liked that tub scrubber though - that was a cool thing, because bending sucks.

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:iconrommeldesertfox:
Man what a pain in the ass. Sorry for the bad pun XD

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:iconbloodstainaffiliate:
Awh! Poor you.

I once slipped on the floor whilst mopping at work and hit my back off a metal table...owies.

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